Are you alcoholic?

2289 points - 1 years ago - 269 Visit on Reddit - funny

  • swagless

    1 years ago

    All depressing jokes aside, is this a real thing? Getting liquor delivered seems like a fantastic idea.

  • noonches

    1 years ago

    If I was alcoholic, I wouldn't need liquor delivered, now would I?

  • ILL_Show_Myself_Out

    1 years ago

    That's a bad call.

  • KungPowChicken

    1 years ago

    Talk about a hole in one

  • efe13

    1 years ago

    yes, 80 proof to be exact. The bad part is I must perform physical activity to release it from my pores..

  • TuningMachine

    1 years ago

    Papa Jack.

  • fireindeedhot

    1 years ago

    Is there a 30 minutes or it is free rule?

  • HalfRetardHalfAmazin

    1 years ago

    Yes please.

  • rainmanjsm

    1 years ago

    looks legit

  • folsom_janitor

    1 years ago

    I see cab drivers doing this for old people all the time at the liquor store.

  • corster88

    1 years ago

    So wrong its right....

  • pedalhead666

    1 years ago

    That's proper help, alright!

  • MrBenzedrine

    1 years ago

    It sounds like a great idea but where I live anywhere that delivers alcohol charges 5 times the price for it, whereas all the supermarkets are open 24/7 and have buy 1 get 1 free offers.

    I'd say they need to re-brand it to "Are you a rich lazy ass alcoholic" to get the right target market.

  • LadyRddt

    1 years ago

    r/ImGoingToHellForThis

  • TheLemix

    1 years ago

    we have summat simaler to this round here called dial a booze.

  • YourBracesHaveHairs

    1 years ago

    From the Kannada writings on the newspaper, it looks like it is from the state or Karnataka, India.

  • Dimath

    1 years ago

    Are you alcoholic? No?! We can help!

  • Boltok_The_Raypist

    1 years ago

    It's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

  • FlyingNique

    1 years ago

    People have a lot of different laughs. I just found my "that shit is so evil, it's good"-laugh looking at this post.

  • subnetzero

    1 years ago

    Is this legal in the US? I had this discussion the other night. I assume there are strict laws by church & state or else you would see more of this being advertised. I want to open a liquor store that delivers for a large delivery service fee. People would seriously pay for this service.

  • country22

    1 years ago

    Humans can't be alcoholic, you can BE AN alcoholic. But people are not booze.

  • johngalt78

    1 years ago

    Sick

  • vauxthecolin

    1 years ago

    an*

  • Swedent420

    1 years ago

    This is some /r/ImGoingToHellForThis shit right here.

  • MeGrimlockNoBozo

    1 years ago

    I think that actually is a Canadian bus. It has the same colours as the Translink buses here in Vancouver BC.

  • AngelOfLight

    1 years ago

    The best part being that no alcoholic will ever be able to dial either of those numbers...

  • HigherFive

    1 years ago

    /r/cripplingalcoholism